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Space Monkeys

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world

NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8814	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1371	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

NoDiam0nds4U

abandonment, blended families, child support, Communication, emotional baggage, estranged children, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, Inheritance, long-lost daughter, moral dilemma, NoDiam0nds4U, Parental Responsibility, parenting, personal boundaries, regret, relationships, second chances

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!

DeleteCreeperGriefers

Corruption, DELETE, DeleteCreeperGriefers, discrimination, Disease, Environment, Greed, hatred, Hunger, hypothetical question, ignorance, injustice, Negativity, one thing, Pollution, POVERTY, society, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	616	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	5645
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

DeeZCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, PvP OCE Quests BeautyQuest MCMMO Towny Economy Items Exploration Challenges Legend Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Roleplay Factions Skyblock Vanilla Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to DeeZCraft, the premier OCE PvP Minecraft server! Dive into 60+ custom quests with BeautyQuest, MCMMO, Towny, and a dynamic economy. Discover unique items through exploration and epic challenges. Join now and forge your legend!

134.255.198.4:34504

Simple Server

Adventure, Anarchy, Combat, Community, Cross-Play, EXCITEMENT, Foes, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, new, player versus player, PvP, PvP battles, quality-of-life tweaks, Semi-Vanilla Experience, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, Simplicity, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla, Veteran

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to SemiSimplicity Server Name: SemiSimplicity Focus: Simplicity, Semi-Vanilla Survival, and PvP What We Offer Semi-Vanilla Experience: Enjoy Minecraft as it was meant to be played, with just a few quality-of-life tweaks. Survival Mode: Test your skills in a pure, survival-focused environment. PvP Battles: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling player-versus-player combat. Join our community and embark on a journey where simplicity meets excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, SemiSimplicity has something for everyone! Jump in and start your adventure today!

mc.semi-simple.net:25566

Smelly SMP: Where hygiene takes a back seat to epic adventures and funky mods! Join now!

Adventures, appeals, balanced origins, custom origins, Discord, Epic, Funky, Graveyards, human origin, hygiene, Join, Modded, Mods, Nomad, origin change, planet minecraft, punishment, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands system, Seat, server-side lag, Smelly, smp, suggestion, TAKES, trader.., unique origins, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1
Server Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all people and playstyles Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimal server specs
Planet Minecraft	www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/
Discord Invite	play.stinkysmp.net

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for player builds and progress.

Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server, and they will be considered by the moderation team.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area, outside of the Safezone, which is strictly protected from griefing, killing, and stealing.

Q: How does the Origins mod work?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest new custom origins for consideration.

Q: What are the server’s performance specs?

A: The server has 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU, providing optimal performance for Minecraft SMP gameplay.