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LOLcraft – Nanashi’s Nonsense Adventures

Adventures, Akane Canna, Amaui, And Uge, Camomi Camomi, Entertainment, Gaming, Hebiyoi Tier, Hinata Mashu, Hinokuma Ran, Hira Hikari, Ieiri Popo, Inaba Haneru, japanese, Kanade Kanon, Kazami Kuku, Kisaki Anko, Kohaku Yuri, Komori Met, Konan Mia, Livestream, LolCraft, minecraft server, Nanashi inc, Nanashi inc friends, Nanashis, nonsense, Official Website, Oinomori May, Ryugasaki Rene, Saionji Mary, Schedule, Sekishiro Mico, Seshima Rui, Shimamura Charlotte, Shishio Chris, Shisui Kiki, Souya Ichika, Suou Patra, Suzumi Nemo, talent, Touri Sei, Tsukinoki Tirol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Yunohara Izumi, ななしいんく

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Crops Grown:	8416	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go LOL all day long? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of playing with Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, Yunohara Izumi, Seshima Rui, Hira Hikari, Tsukinoki Tirol, Konan Mia, Sekishiro Mico, Saionji Mary, Shimamura Charlotte, Ryugasaki Rene, Shishio Chris, Oinomori May, Hebiyoi Tier, Akane Canna, Suzumi Nemo, Touri Sei, Ieiri Popo, Shisui Kiki, Kohaku Yuri, Souya Ichika, And Uge, Kanade Kanon, Kisaki Anko, Amaui, and Hinata Mashu!

Our previous thread had 36 posts and trust us, you won’t regret joining this server. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s all get LOL together!

CraftyTurk’s Minecraft Madness: Erdogan vs Israel vs Iran LOLz

Analysis, clash, Conflict, CraftyTurks, current events, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s view, Explanation, international relations, iran, Israel, lolz, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Statement, Truth, turkey, uncertainty, Viewpoint

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4125	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where even Erdogan can’t figure out what’s going on!

Join us for the most confusing and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. Just like Israel and Iran, we have different views on everything!

Are you ready to challenge your perception of reality? Can you decipher the truth in our twisted world? Join now and see if you can survive the mind-bending chaos!

Blockhead Blues: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions

#selfawareness, #youtube, Blockhead, Blues, Challenges, CREEPERS, emotions, Frustration, growth, inspiration, Life, mindset, motivation, musicvideo, Overcoming, Perception, perspective, Problems, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Sessions, Struggles, Therapy, Thoughts, Video

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got a server for you!

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons as they soar through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and have unicorns as your loyal pets. And did I mention that the nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees?

So why wait? Join us on this server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

VShojo+ MineCraft Madness

999, Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hime, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, lig, madness, Mata, Matarakan, mel, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, mochi, Mouse, projekt melody, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya, 会長, 総長

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because /vsj+/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you run into Froot from https://www.twitch.tv/apricot! She’s there to help you dig up some rare diamonds and maybe even drop some sick beats while she’s at it.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out with GEEGA from https://www.twitch.tv/geega? Well, now’s your chance! Challenge her to a PvP match and see who comes out on top.

And let’s not forget about Haruka from https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu! Rumor has it she can summon a dragon with just a flick of her wand. Join her on epic quests and uncover hidden treasures together.

But that’s not all! Henya from https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius is here to blow your mind with her redstone creations. Get ready to be amazed by her insane contraptions and mind-boggling builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vsj+/ for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Kson from https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou or Mata from https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan on your adventures. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wonderful server!

And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the haters and reporting any trolls. Let’s make this the best Minecraft server in the universe! 🌟

Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Buildings Constructed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

Chill out, daily routine, healthy lifestyle, lazy day, leisure time, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Relaxation, rest and relaxation, self-care, sleep habits, sleeping in, SleepyCraft, strategy, Stress Management, stress relief, taking it easy, time for yourself, Time management, Ultimate, well-being

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8478
New Chunks Explored:	612598	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7889	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Votes:	7445	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!