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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3191 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6518 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
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