Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.
Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.
So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!
On our server, you can bring over as many girls as you want without being accused of turning your house into a brothel. Plus, we won’t judge you for not being a good Christian boy – we welcome all religions, even Buddhism!
So come join us and build your dream world where you can invite all the girls you want without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a giant popcorn monster appears and challenges you to a movie trivia battle. If you win, you get unlimited access to all the latest blockbusters on tridentmovies . com. But if you lose, you have to watch the entire Twilight saga on repeat for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja lawyers who will protect you from any legal action that may come your way. They’ll use their legal jutsu to deflect any cease and desist letters that try to rain on your movie streaming parade.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where streaming movies illegally is not just a crime, it’s a way of life.
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| Server Name | A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door |
|---|---|
| Rules | No hacks and no x-ray |
| Server Type | Vanilla, Bedrock compatible |
| Plugins | Minimal for a true vanilla feel |
| AFK Kick | No |
| Vote to Win | No |
| Approved Clients | Vanilla and Optifine |
No, the only approved clients are vanilla and Optifine. Using any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent, you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
You can connect to the server using the host: dontplaythisserver.com
Yes, you can check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!
No, there is no AFK kick on this server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes that will unlock secret gifts and emotes that will make your character stand out in the crowd. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List so you can conquer the virtual world together!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.