Exploding Kittens Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	734	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6339	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196
Crops Grown:	8656	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	754	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	1190

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mines Excavated:	2922
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Dragon Eggs Found:	6675
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Runes Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.