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💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9098	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1951
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	1025	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	151	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	299
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	4702

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1361	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!