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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, me and morbido decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Why, you may ask? Because why not! And that’s the kind of energy you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We also have regular events like “TNT Cannon Building Contest” and “Zombie Pigman Jousting Tournament.” Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players riding zombie pigmen while wielding carrots as lances.
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