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1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.
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The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN
zenithsurvival.zapto.org
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Age Restriction | 18+ |
| Server Focus | Laid-back, no rush |
| New Map Date | 9/5/2024 |
A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.
A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD
A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.
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