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Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

CraftyOlympicWarriors

athletes, cheering, Competition, Conflict, controversy, CraftyOlympicWarriors, international relations, neutral, Neutrality, Olympic athletes, Peace, Politics, protest, rights group, russia, solidarity, sports, Sportsmanship, Support, ukraine war

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ores Mined:	9288	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5113	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3852
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Towns Built:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3120
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Items Found:	7361
Dragon Eggs Found:	8734	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Votes:	7087
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.