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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1157 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!