Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!
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Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History
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NoWorkToday Minecraft Server
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Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!
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TreeBeGone Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.
And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?
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NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay
#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young children
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!
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TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server
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If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
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BlockyBonerBay
awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLEAre you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!
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MoscowCraft: Banned Times
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haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!
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MasterCrafters: Where the only thing semi about Vanilla is the ice cream. 1.21 update!
active members, cream, Enchantment, EU timezones, Fabric, Farms, Ferrite Core, Ice, Krypton, litematica, Lithium, mastercrafters, Megabuilds, Modern Fix, no strings attached, optimization mods, Reset, Semi, Semi Vanilla, update, Vanilla, Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Main Focus Build overpowered farms and megabuilds Active Players Not many currently, looking to increase Timezones Mostly active on EU timezones Enchantments Every enchantment is readily available Reset Plans No plans for reset due to time invested in farms Server Status 24/7 availability, updated to the newest version, runs fabric and optimization mods Mods Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, Carpet Extra FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Feel free to check out the server with no strings attached. Simply connect to the server with the provided IP address.
Q: What is the main focus of the server?
A: The main focus is to build overpowered farms for everything and use the materials for megabuilds.
Q: Are there plans for a server reset?
A: No, there are no plans for a reset due to the time invested in building farms on the server.
Q: What timezones are most active on the server?
A: The server is mostly active on EU timezones.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?
A: No restrictions, players are encouraged to build structures using the available materials from the overpowered farms.
Q: What mods are used on the server?
A: The server runs fabric and has optimization mods along with carpet to make easy place from litematica work. Mods include Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, and Carpet Extra.
Q: Are all enchantments readily available on the server?
A: Yes, every enchantment is already available on the server, so players do not have to grind for them.
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Teenage LOL Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable fashion sense in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can wear a watermelon on your head and no one will bat an eye! Join us and let your freak flag fly as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. Who needs judgmental teenagers when you can have a whole community of fellow weirdos to laugh with? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!
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GirlCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies as the girl of your dreams! Want to be a dumb gyaru who spends her days shopping and gossiping? Or maybe a shy bookworm who spends her time buried in books? How about a big titty rapebait who somehow manages to always find trouble? The possibilities are endless!Join us and roleplay as any type of girl you can imagine – from needy lolis to ditzy sluts, from domineering mommies to mysterious demongirls. And don’t worry, all girls are welcomed here, whether they’re human, elf, goblin, anthro, or even monstergirls!
So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server – where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a wild adventure filled with milk, magic, and mayhem. Previous players have had a blast, so why not come and see what all the fuss is about? Let’s make some memories together – and maybe even some milkshakes!
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DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the competition is as fierce as trying to land a training contract at an elite law firm in London! Just like the legal profession, only the most serious players tend to apply, so you know you’re in for a challenge.Join our server and experience the thrill of completing assessed tasks with your fellow players, just like in a vacation scheme at a prestigious law firm. Will you excel in attention to detail and secure a spot for yourself, or will you make a glaring error and have to start all over again?
Make alliances with other players, share offices (virtual ones, of course), and maybe even sabotage your competition to increase your chances of success. Who knows, you might just land yourself a “training contract” in our virtual world!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to make it to the top. Who knows, you might even end up feeling guilty for not correcting your virtual office mate’s mistakes, just like in real life. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?