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Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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GF’s OP Minecraft Server

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, domestic abuse, fear, Gender Roles, gfs, height difference, Insecurity, intimidation, Minecraft, physical violence, power dynamics, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Server, size difference, support system, Therapy, toxic masculinity, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	439	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crops Grown:	6014	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

adorable, Animals, Behavior, Chiikawa, Chiis, Creatures, Curious, cute, Dogs, doing.., Fluffy, investigation, Kawaii, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, puzzled, Questioning, Server, Small, social media, viral, why

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

chemistry, compatibility, couple goals, Harmony, ideal match, ideal relationship, inseparable, love, love story, lovebirds, meant to be, Minecraft, Partners, perfect, perfect couple, Perfect Match, perfect pair, relationship goals, romance, smp, soulmates, together

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Finn in Minecraft SMP Land

adaptation, Communication, cultural exchange, Culture Shock, Curiosity, customs, Diversity, encounter, Experience, finland, finn, foreigner, Hospitality, Interaction, International, Land, language barrier, Minecraft, Observation, smp, travel, Visitor

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of encountering a Finn in your country – because who wouldn’t want to see that?! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures around every corner.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous llamas roam the land, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart them and reclaim your precious resources?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bangkok, Craft, crazy, crime, Exploitation, Fights, foreign workers, human trafficking, illegal activities, illegal prostitutes, immigration, law enforcement, local prostitutes, Minecraft, Pattaya, Phucket, russian girls, Russian prostitutes, Server, sex business, sex industry, Social Issues, thailand

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7820	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a Thai city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us for epic battles between local Minecraft villagers and Russian mobs, as they fight for control over the virtual streets of our server. Watch as Russian players flood the server, bringing their unique skills and strategies to dominate the game.

But be warned, things can get heated as rival factions clash in epic PvP battles, reminiscent of the fights between local and Russian prostitutes in Thailand. It’s a virtual war zone out there, and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

GLOW Minecraft SMP dev/ ReGLOSS and FLOW

3DLIVE, Dev, Dev_is, Feelingradation, FG ROADSTER, flow, FLOW GLOW, GLOW, Hiodoshi Ao, hololive, Ichijou Ririka, Isaki Riona, Juufuutei Raden, Kikirara Vivi, Koganei Niko, Minecraft, Mizumiya Su, Otonose Kanade, reach the top, ReGloss, Rindo Chihaya, Shunkan Heartbeat, smp, Symmetry, Todoroki Hajime, Utakata Maybe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Join our server with hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS and FLOW GLOWMEMBERS! We’ve got Hiodoshi Ao, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed. Otonose Kanade builds houses faster than you can say “Redstone.” And Ichijou Ririka? She’s the queen of pranking other players.

But wait, there’s more! Juufuutei Raden is our resident expert in mob farming, Todoroki Hajime can tame any wild animal in seconds, and Isaki Riona is the ultimate potion master. Koganei Niko is our redstone wizard, Mizumiya Su can terraform like nobody’s business, and Rindo Chihaya is the PvP champion you don’t want to mess with. And don’t even get us started on Kikirara Vivi and her epic builds!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and endless laughter. And if you need some tunes to mine to, check out our original MVs like “Shunkan Heartbeat” and “Symmetry.” Or jam out to our latest covers while you explore the world. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!