CraftyCosmos – Minecraft Server

buying guide, Community, CraftyCosmos, dlc, expansion pass, gameplay, grand strategy, gsg, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Paradox, Sci Fi, Seasons, Server, space exploration, spazeshits, stellaris, Stellaris General, stg, strategy, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our sister thread of /gsg/! We’ve got spazeshits galore and stellar adventures waiting for you in our blocky universe.

Join us for a chance to explore new planets, build epic space stations, and conquer alien civilizations with your trusty pickaxe. Our community is as vast as the galaxy itself, with players from all corners of the universe coming together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive Stellaris-themed events and challenges that will test your mining and crafting skills to the limit. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and embark on a journey that’s truly out of this world. Just be sure to watch out for any space zombies lurking in the shadows – they’re known to have a taste for pixelated brains!

WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

ceasefire efforts, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military strategy, nato, Oil, oil hub, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, strike, Ukraine, War, WarCraftMC, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PutinBdayHackers

cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, digital conflict, digital disruption, disrupt, HACKING, hacking news, information warfare, international relations, online sabotage, political interference, political tensions, putin, Putin’s 72nd birthday, PutinBdayHackers, Russian broadcasts, Russian media, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian hackers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

Bathroom Baby Boomers

baby, Backstage, Band, bathroom, bathroom hookup, Boomers, conceiving a child, concerts, fertility, groupies, hooking up, infamous incidents, INSTANCES, Music, parenthood, rock band, rock concerts, scandal, scandalous behavior, unexpected consequences, unexpected pregnancies, unofficial record, wild behavior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

BlockyBodily, bodily integrity, Child protection, child welfare, children’s rights, community beliefs, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, ethical considerations, genital cutting, healthcare decisions, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, IntegrityCraft, legal implications, medical procedures, modification practices, parental influence, religious associations, research study, social norms, traditional beliefs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

armor, Auction, BomjPVP, Bosses, box pvp, Boxpvp, boxpvp server, Convoys, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, degenerate admin, ds, Hobo Survival, HomelessPvP, Lucky blocks, Maniac, pvp box, Ranks, Server Homeless PvP, SEX with gays, Support for clans, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

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Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Farms Harvested:	686	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9754	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

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