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Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5503
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Emeralds Found:	1690	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1931	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2974
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!