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Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ores Mined:	8306	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Void Gems Collected:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mines Excavated:	3365	Players Killed by Monsters:	685
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	146	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Items Found:	8187
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2853	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!