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Regret Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	114	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of making terrible financial decisions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can make equally terrible decisions in a virtual world! Forget about spending money on useless things like csgo skins, join us and spend your virtual currency on pixelated pickaxes and diamond armor instead! Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have virtual riches in our crazy world? Plus, we have a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual earnings for a chance to win even more virtual riches! So come join us and make some questionable financial decisions that you won’t regret… until you do.

SassySibsMC

autism, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, IRRITATING, overstimulation, personal space, Respect, SassySibsMC, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social situations, stress, triggers, Understanding, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	409
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands personal space boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will mess with your hair or give you bunny ears without your consent!

Join us and experience a world where hitting someone’s hand away is not only acceptable but encouraged when they invade your space bubble. Our server is perfect for those who need a break from overstimulation and overwhelming family gatherings.

And don’t worry, if anyone tries to make jokes about your autism, we have a special “no tolerance for jerks” policy. So come on over and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where hitting your brother’s arm is not only justified but celebrated. Join now and let the fun begin!

HighwayHavocCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1329	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!

our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Avant Wars

Avant, base building, contributors, Economy, Factions, ftb chunks, Grinding, Guns, Modded, Modpack, nukes, PvP, smp, Staff, Teams, Teleport, Wars

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Avant Wars Minecraft Server

Server Address	15.235.115.187:33297
Join Our Discord	Discord

Version: 1.21.1

Natural Driven Economy meaning you trade in neutral territory with people and risk it all.

Create Teams and claim your own chunks

Set homes, create complex and fortified bases and choose your allies carefully

24/7 Server ran on a powerful dedicated server

Random Teleport: By doing /rtp you can choose to randomly teleport throughout the world.

Avant Wars is a brand new server looking to set its foot in place in terms of Modded Faction Wars. We are offering a modern theme with Nukes, Guns, and plenty more so please come join us! We are looking for Staff, Contributors, and more. The Project is currently WIP but the Server is 24/7 Running and some players have already started playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is running 24/7 on a dedicated server.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on version 1.21.1
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules are outlined in the Discord server and players are expected to follow them.
How can I join a team on the server?	You can create your own team and claim chunks of land, or join an existing team.

Forbidden Echoes 1.21.2

1.21.2, Echoes, Forbidden, illegal speech, long tail tags, This is, violent

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5671
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground on steroids!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, but instead of boring old castles, you can create a whole freakin’ galaxy!

And get this, you can battle with other players using epic weapons and armor, like laser swords and rocket launchers!

But wait, there’s more! You can even tame dragons and ride them into battle while blasting dubstep music!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this crazy pixelated universe together!

The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4973
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!

So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

ToyDumpsterFireCraft

celebration, Charity, christmas, DAUGHTER, disagreement, donation, emotional, family, Gifts, Giving, learning, Mother, parenting, positive experience, sister, teaching, ToyDumpsterFireCraft, Toys, tradition, Upset, VALUES

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and teaching valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to donate their in-game items to those in need. Just like how one player’s daughter donated her toys to a daycare, you too can make a difference in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family drama just like in the story above. Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual relatives about parenting choices while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew virtual family gatherings could be so intense?

So come on, join our server and show off your generosity while also dealing with virtual family drama. It’s a win-win situation!

RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	3520	Runes Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

MarketAttack Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.

oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?

and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.

so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?

KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.

and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.

so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.