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Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	7809
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	4312	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	690014	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	607783
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	2966
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

best comedy movie, comedy, comedy classic, Comedy film, comedy flick, comedy genre, comedy pick, comedy recommendation, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite comedy flick, favorite comedy movie, favorite film, favorite movie, film, funny, humor, Laughter, MineCraftyLaughs, Movie, top comedy movie

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2300	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Divine Spears Created:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.