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Forget about boring continuous exercise, here we believe in the power of intermittent exercise, just like those weekend warriors. Jumping in and out of games will keep your brain sharp and your reflexes on point. Plus, who needs a gym membership when you can get swole from playing Minecraft all day?
And get this, our memory-enhancing effects are so strong that even after you take a break from gaming, you’ll still be able to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe! So come join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting, block-building fun. Trust us, you won’t regret it!