Executioner Gaming Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mines Excavated:	2675
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crops Grown:	4658
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	906
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	888
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3255
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

Boring, DisappointCraft, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing follow-up, disappointing sequel, Disappointment, follow-up, Gaming, lackluster, lackluster sequel, letdown, Minecraft, not living up to expectations, Sequel, sequel in name only, sequel letdown, Server, underwhelming, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive, uninspired, video game, video game sequel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring sequels that are just a disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the sequel you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as they come. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike that other sequel we won’t mention)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the true meaning of a sequel done right!