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Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Emeralds Found:	2178	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	5432

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Votes:	8882	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9539	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	826	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	109	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	970	Astral Projections Made:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Void Armor Forged:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	204	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	2455	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!