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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1614 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3320 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
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