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MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	6526

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	112	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Votes:	2213

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ores Mined:	601	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Items Found:	7047	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!