Yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server everrrrrr! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha. Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out, come join the partyyyyyy! hiccup Let’s goooooo!
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Crazy Slurp Land
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Slurp City Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!
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PRÖÖÖÖH !!! Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are so awesome, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. And that’s not all – our server is so epic, the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so full of surprises, one time a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover the entrance to the mythical Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fire-resistant tacos.
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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Our patch notes are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a Final Fantasy game.
We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – the Moonfire Faire is nothing compared to the crazy events we have planned for you!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in tournaments. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft soulmate at one of our events!
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EldenRingNoob Minecraft SMP
Oh boy, do we have the perfect distraction for you after finishing Elden Ring! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can go from slaying dragons to building your own epic castles!We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some friendly competition. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered.
But that’s not all – we also have weekly events like “Pig Racing” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can show off your skills and win some epic prizes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the madness begin! Who needs to save the world when you can build your own in blocky paradise?
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BlockyInsecurities
Are you self-conscious about your blocky avatar’s fashion sense? Do you worry that your pixelated pets aren’t getting enough virtual treats? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a virtual therapist who will boost your confidence and make your virtual life a breeze! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find all the hidden treasures. So come on over and let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
BadWolfMC: Where even the wolves can’t believe they’re not banned yet!
Minecraft Server Overview
IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM Website BadWolfMC Highlights
- Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer
- State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone
- Integrated Discord server
- Java-Bedrock Crossplay
- Recurring events and tournaments
- Dungeons, quests, and vaults with prizes
- Multiple protection options for builds
- Player Shops & Jobs
- Public farms and resource worlds
- Greylisted server
Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have fun. We are laid-back and encourage feedback from users.
Membership Application Required
Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
General Server Rules
- All players must be 18 years of age or older
- No Griefing
- No Client Mods/Exploits
- No Advertising/Spam
- Common Sense/Maturity
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Simply connect to IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM Are there any age restrictions? Yes, all players must be 18 years of age or older. Can I use client mods? Only Optifine is allowed, other mods are prohibited. How can I protect my builds? There are multiple protection options available for builds. -
MirrorLoserUkraine Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a portal to the mirror universe where Ukraine is constantly losing competitions on opposite days! Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down battles, backwards building contests, and inside-out parkour challenges. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. -
NoDrunkUncleAllowed
Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who just can’t accept your life choices? Well, come join our Minecraft server where nobody cares if you drink grape juice or actual wine! We have a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just don’t get it.Join us and build your virtual world free from the judgment of others. Let out all your frustrations by creating the most epic block structures that will leave your in-laws speechless. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper attacks and zombie invasions?
So leave the real world behind and escape to our server where you can be yourself without any judgment. Plus, we have a special “No In-Laws Allowed” rule, so you can game in peace without any unwanted comments about your life choices. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!