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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6718 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.
On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
