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Zombie Pigmen Disco Party

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, NOTHING happens! That’s right, you heard us correctly. Our server is so crazy and wild that absolutely nothing ever goes down. You’ll spend hours wandering around aimlessly, wondering if anything will ever happen. But hey, isn’t that the beauty of it all? Join us now for the most uneventful Minecraft experience of your life!

Hitler’s Flying F*ckery – Minecraft Server of Epic Wins and Questionable Speeches

#youtube, cheers, controversial, dictator, Epic, Fckery, Fly, flying, glorifying, hate, History, Hitler speech, Hitlers, Ideology, leader, Manipulation, Minecraft, nazi, power, Propaganda, Questionable, Server, Speech, speeches, Victory, Video, WIN, Wins, world war II

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality!

Join our server and you’ll be treated to a special surprise – every time you win a game, you’ll be greeted with a Hitler speech and cheers! That’s right, nothing says victory like a little bit of questionable ideology, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, you’ll be flying high with excitement just like that bizarre video you just watched. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

So come on, join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

NikkeCraft – Where Creeper hugs are mandatory! #2116

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, creeper, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, hugs, Ios, Land Eater, Links, Mandatory, new players, NikkeCraft, Optimization, PC, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	3469	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and experience the madness of our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll, where you can vote for your favorite block! Don’t miss out on our ONE MORE TIME event, where you can overclock your sim room to beta 2 levels of insanity. And coming soon, get ready for the Union Raid, where you and your fellow players can take down the Land Eater in a co-op battle for the ages. Plus, our special recruit Bay is waiting for you to join the craziest crew in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Crusaders: Where Creeper Jihad is Just a Myth

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2976	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Votes:	5721	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and become part of the Islamic state, a demonic sect that will make all other players tremble in fear. We’ve been reading too many wuxia novels lately, so expect epic battles, mystical powers, and maybe even a dragon or two.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive in-game events, like the annual “Summoning of the Ender Dragon” ceremony and the “Demonic Dance Party” where players can show off their best devilish moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner demon run wild! Just be sure to bring your own pitchfork and horns.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the blocks have beef!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	749
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Votes:	5106
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to be part of our exclusive movie production, “Cum Filled Asshole Overload”! Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone out this time, even if you’re a little bit prissy or a princess. Trust us, the fun never stops on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

Crafty Mongolians vs. Jomonians: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

Ancestry, baseball, Crafty, culture, debate, east asia, ethnicity, heritage, History, Hitter, Identity, Japan, japanese, Jomon, Jomonians, Minecraft, MLB, Mongolian, Mongolians, OHTANI, Origins, pitcher, player, showdown, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Players Killed by Monsters:	2086	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!

Blocky Math Madness – Count on Fun!

#774inc, #AogiriHigh, #DotLive, #JapaneseVTubers, #JPindies, #Neoporte, #newsdiscussion, #StrawberryPrince, #VPICafe, 2434, asmr, blocky, Corpos, Count, Fun, hololive, madness, Math, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of Japanese Vtubers decided to create their own Minecraft world where they could live out their wildest virtual dreams. From Hololive to Aogiri High, from VSPO to Sinsogumi, all the Vtubers and their crazy antics come together in one epic server.

But that’s not all! We also have ASMR sessions where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that take place in our virtual arena. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Vtuber go head-to-head with a giant creeper!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Japanese Vtubers and Minecraft madness!

Creepycraft: Found Footage Edition – Where every block tells a spooky story!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	112
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is like a found footage video game come to life! Imagine exploring haunted mineshafts and abandoned villages, all while being chased by creepy creatures and mysterious entities.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dark and eerie landscapes, all captured in a realistic found footage style. But be warned, things may go bump in the night and you never know what horrors await around the corner.

So grab your friends, grab your cameras, and get ready for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate found footage Minecraft experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where the only thing getting blown up is your mind! Join now for a blast of fun!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2474	Dimension Hops:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be asking yourself “How many ugly black Muslim women have I fucked for the White race?” Join us for a chance to embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant rainbow unicorn to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to questionable decisions and unforgettable adventures!