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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8185 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 133 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!