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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6474 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of zoomers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we still think the wheel is the greatest invention of all time! Our server is so outdated, we’re still using stone tools and riding around on dinosaurs. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about your computer not being able to handle the latest updates because we’re still stuck in the Stone Age. So come join us and experience the thrill of watching paint dry while everyone else is out there playing on their fancy 60 series servers. Who needs technology when you have rocks and sticks, am I right?
