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PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, Kursk invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinOuttaUkraine, Server, The White House, Ukraine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Emeralds Found:	5165	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	6613
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mines Excavated:	2639	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4959
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	2151
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!