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Mechanical Evolution 1.20

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro!

LastMealCraft Server

celebration, comfort food, craving, death row, decadent, dream meal, favorite dish, Favorite Food, feast, final meal, final request, Food, Gourmet, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, LastMealCraft, luxury, Server, special occasion, Treat, ultimate meal

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	5524
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Items Found:	3097
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4913	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	236
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	9043
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Divine Spears Created:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!