evo x sounds Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

Antonio Gramsci, atheism, atheist movement, civil rights, Corruption, countercultural movement, critical race theory, Cultural, Cultural Marxism, Diversity, dungeons & dragons, equity, film, Frankfurt School, freedom of speech, GamerGate, gender studies, identity politics, individual liberty, intersectionality, intolerance, liberal establishment, limited government, malpractice, Marxism, Media, Millennials, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, postmodernism, reddit, rock & roll, safe spaces, satanic panic, sexism, smp, social justice, social media platforms, socialism, speech is violence, spreads, trigger warnings, universities, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7968
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	4046	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Votes:	9296	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	977795	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1757	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
New Chunks Explored:	104913	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	258	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1093	Potions Brewed:	105

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!