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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3005 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.
so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.
