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UnpopularQueenMC SMP

misapprehended, mischaracterized, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misguided, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misperceived, misread, mistaken, misunderstood, misvalued, POL, smp, underestimated, unpopular, UnpopularQueenMC, wrong

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Animals Bred:	162
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of Pol always being wrong? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where Pol’s wrong predictions are just the beginning of the chaos.

Picture this: Pol said he could build a house in under 5 minutes, but ended up accidentally creating a giant chicken statue instead. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness Pol trying to tame a pack of wild llamas, only to have them turn against him and start a llama rebellion? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see what other hilarious mishaps await!

Blocky Ruble Rumble: 18% Tightening!

+18, blocky, central banking, economic news, economic policy, financial markets, Financial Stability, further tightening, hikes rates, inflation, interest rate decisions, interest rates, market volatility, monetary policy, monetary tightening, monetary tightening measures, Promises, rate hikes, Ruble, Rumble, russia, Russian Central Bank, Russian economy, tightening

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the central bank is run by russian bears who hike rates to 18% just for funsies. but wait, there’s more! they promise even more tightening in the future, because why not make things even more cray cray? come build your own bear cave and trade with other players using bear pelts as currency. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

LogicCraft: Where Thinking Outside the Blocks is Encouraged!

analytical thinking, blocks, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, cognitive psychology, common sense, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, emotional intelligence, encouraged, introspection, intuition, logical fallacies, logical thinking, LogicCraft, mental processes, philosophy, problem solving, rationality, reasoning, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, thinking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4781

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to act all logical and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where logic is thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First off, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered. Need someone to fight off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he tells the best jokes!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house down there. And if you find it, you get to keep it all for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story: one time, a player accidentally turned themselves into a chicken and had to navigate the server pecking at things and clucking for help. It was hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Who needs logic when you have Bob the pet zombie and a giant diamond waiting to be found? Let’s get weird, gamers!

Dock

Custom Armor, deaths, Economy, Events, jump boost, killing, KitPvP, mobs, negative effect, orbs, permanent heart loss, Punishments, PvP, Rabbit, Shrinking, size of a rabbit, smp, Special effects, SPEED, Survival, warden

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Have fun on the Doca SMP where when you die, you get a permanent negative effect, and after enough deaths permanent heart loss! It’s not all that bad, killing certain mobs like the warden or a rabbit gives orbs which when enabled give you special effects such as shrinking you to the size of a rabbit with jump boost and speed! Enjoy the SMP with custom armor, events, punishments, and orbs!

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Rebond Smp

friendly community, game modes, join now, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvP, Rebond Smp, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Rebond Smp is a Minecraft Smp. We offer you a friendly community with some pretty cool game-mode types for you to play like Survival and Lifesteal. Join Us Now!

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Ravencraft: Where the skeletons still haven’t figured out why they can’t hit you

1.21, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Donor base, Experiment, Explore, Figured, Firespread, Friendly, Grown-ass adults, Hacks, hard difficulty, havent, Hit, lgbtqi, Mature, multiplayer, nether tunnel, Ravencraft, Respect, road network, Skeletons, Sleep plugin, smp, Survival, world border

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	133

Ravencraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Server Rules
Gallery	Server Gallery

About Ravencraft

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty with sleep plugin for faster nights
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
High-end dedicated hardware for better performance
Dynmap and Discord for community interaction
LGBTQI+ friendly and community of grown-ass adults

Player Requirements

Must be 18 and over
No use of hacks or cheats
Respectful behavior towards other players
Enjoy hanging out with a friendly community

If you’re interested in joining, visit the server and fill out a quick application to join our greylist community!

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to mc.ravensburg.org and follow the instructions to fill out a quick application.

Q: Are mods available on the server?

A: Yes, there are friendly mods available to assist players and maintain the server.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, the server prohibits the use of hacks or cheats to maintain fair gameplay for all players.

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

adolescence, age difference, age gap, age of consent, America, consent, CraftyKids, criminalization, Cultural differences, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, relationships, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, statutory rape, taboo, young adults

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5873
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for talking to someone just a few years younger than you? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all age differences! In fact, we encourage it! Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players of all ages without fear of judgment or legal consequences. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate who just happens to be a few years younger or older than you. It’s all about love and acceptance on our server, where age is just a number and fun is limitless! Join now and start building relationships that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update).

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Just like in Genshin Impact, our server has characters with unique abilities and weapons that will help you conquer the toughest challenges. Want to summon a giant dragon to fight by your side? No problem! Need a magical sword that shoots fireballs? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic events like “Summertide Scales and Tales,” where you can earn exclusive rewards and show off your skills to other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s gonna be a blast!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, children, coffee, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, Espresso, Ethics, fair, family, JavaJolt, jelly beans, Minecraft, morality, Mormon, parenting, Religion, rules, Server, Taste, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your morning cup of coffee? Look no further! Join our server for some caffeine-fueled fun and adventure!

We’ve got coffee-themed builds, like giant coffee cup houses and espresso bean farms. Plus, our mini-games are so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve had one too many espressos!

But beware, if you betray your fellow players like this dad betrayed his wife’s trust with coffee, you might just find yourself in hot water (or hot coffee)!

So come join us on the most caffeinated Minecraft server around – just don’t let your kids sneak a sip before they’re 16, unless you want drama hotter than a fresh brew!

MidnightMunchiesCraft

balance, bbq, CEREAL, Cooking, Dinner, DISHES, family, Food, House, Hungry, leftovers, microwave, middle of the night, MidnightMunchiesCraft, rules, sandwich, step-daughter, tired, Vehicle, work, yard work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	480
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique family dynamic that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us and witness the drama unfold as a 34-year-old man and his 40-year-old wife navigate life with her two kids, ages 13 and 18, along with her daughter’s 18-year-old boyfriend.

Watch as they struggle to balance work, school, and cooking responsibilities, all while dealing with a rebellious stepdaughter who insists on cooking in the middle of the night and causing grease fires on the stove. Can you help them keep the peace and make the food last, or will you join in on the chaos and add to the madness?

Join our server now and experience the hilarity for yourself! Just remember, when it comes to cooking and survival, anything goes in this crazy household.