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Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9100
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5782
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	532
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	93

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Votes:	1598	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

MagicMoon

Adventure, Cross-Play, custom worlds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, enchanted forests, Exploration, fairy tales, FANTASY, Magic, Magical Items, magical realms, Mini Games, Missions, mystical lands, mythical creatures, PvP battles, Quests, Roleplay, sorcery, Spells, Survival, Wizardry

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	505	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8953	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Animals Bred:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

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WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3389
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

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Crafty Indies MC Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3938	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	New Chunks Explored:	192276
Farms Harvested:	265	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	6016
Ores Mined:	1038	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!