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LegitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, brother, Cancer, chemotherapy, Empathy, family, Illness, illness battle, illness care, illness compassion, illness fight, illness journey, illness struggle, illness support, illness treatment, immunotherapy, LegitCraft, Minecraft, mobility aid, prosthetic leg, radiation, Server, telling aunt, wheelchair

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have wheelchairs for everyone! 🦽

Join us and experience the thrill of racing your friends in wheelchairs around the virtual world. Don’t worry, we have ramps and obstacles specially designed for wheelchair users!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free prosthetic leg for your Minecraft character. Watch as your blocky avatar hops around with style and grace.

And for a limited time only, we’re offering a special discount on chemotherapy potions. Need to fight off those pesky virtual cancers? We’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and show off your lack of empathy in the most hilarious way possible. See you there! 🤣 #WheelchairWars

SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

adopted family, anger, Argument, bio family, Boundaries, close friends, college, Communication, exclusion, family event, Family Reunion, fear of the dead, forgiveness, Funeral, funeral traditions, Jerk, loyalty, parents, relationships, sister, SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

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Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward situations? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s way more fun than dealing with your bio family!

Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!

But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.

And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.

USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

MineFitLayEase

better sex life, Body transformation, confidence boost, dating life, exercise routine, fit, fitness journey, getting laid, healthy habits, improved stamina, increased attractiveness, lifestyle change, MineFitLayEase, muscle gain, personal growth, physical appearance, redditors, self esteem, self improvement, transformation, weight loss

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and getting rejected by all the virtual babes in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that getting fit will make you a Minecraft stud in no time!

Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.

Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.

So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

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lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ShadeSprintCraft

cognitive processing, cognitive psychology, color categorization, color differentiation, color discrimination, color naming, color perception, color recognition, cross-cultural perception, Cultural differences, Language, language and cognition, language diversity, Language Influence, linguistic influence, linguistic perception, linguistic relativity, Perception, shades of color, ShadeSprintCraft

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join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

1.21 update, betterteams, building, Chaos SMP, Community, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, Lootable graves, Lore, Minecraft, Plugin, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Teams, Treefeller, update, Version

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Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

Plugins

Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

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apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Projects, quality of life, Relaxation, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Minecraft Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server.
What languages are allowed on the server?	English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6153
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2253	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	657
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	165

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4050	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1