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Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Potions Brewed:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mines Excavated:	1338
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	8264

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mines Excavated:	4665
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	3477
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Votes:	3607
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	6084
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!