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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3189 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!
