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VoteCraft: Because Creeper Presidents Need Your Support!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	534954
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.

Vtuber Valley – Where Aspiring Minecraft Stars Shine Bright!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of streaming to an empty chat room with crickets as your only audience? Join our Minecraft server and become a Vtuber sensation overnight! Our server is filled with virtual avatars giving and receiving advice on how to become the next big thing in the Vtubing world.

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? We have experts who can guide you in the right direction. Want to know if there’s an audience for you doing something outrageous like juggling flaming cats? We’ve got the answer for you!

Need help editing your clips to make them more entertaining? We’ve got a list of video editors that will make your content pop like never before. And if you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask – our community is here to help you succeed!

Join our server now and get ready to audition for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, and FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION. Who knows, you could be the next virtual superstar to take the internet by storm!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and start your journey to Vtuber fame today!

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	7991
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Potions Brewed:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Animals Bred:	113
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	1422	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7266	Emeralds Found:	7553
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4518
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3668
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	561	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	7484
Players Killed by Monsters:	6782	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!