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DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	3709

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	139
Emeralds Found:	5385	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4681
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SquidInk Minecraft Server

Anime, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, fellow, Gaming, hello, ink, inkcels, Inkling, inktober, inkv/a/de, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, splatoon, squid girl, SquidInk, tentacles

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!

HotDiggityCraft Minecraft Server

aegon, Aegon the Conqueror, dragons, Drama, FANTASY, fire and blood, game of thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, HotDiggityCraft, House of the Dragon, house targaryen, Iron Throne, long night, Minecraft, prequel, Server, seven kingdoms, targaryen, TV series, valyria, westeros, Winterfell

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

NoBrosAllowedMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, coping with addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, Family Support, NoBrosAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, substance abuse, tough love, uncomfortable living situation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3470
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	742338
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, DATING, dating red flags, deal breakers, Minecraft, red flag behaviors, red flag checklist, red flag indicators, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag warning signs, red flags, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, Relationship Red Flags, relationships, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft dating scene? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll only find players with hearts of gold (or at least diamond). Our server is like a virtual dating paradise, where you can build your dream love nest with your special someone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its soulmate here. So why settle for less when you can find true love on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe right on happiness!

PixelPet Paradise

dream pet, exotic pet, fantasy pet, ideal pet, luxury pet, Paradise, perfect pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet choice, pet companionship., pet desires, pet dreams, pet expenses, pet fantasy, pet goals, pet happiness, pet love, pet ownership, pet wishlist, PixelPet, unlimited resources

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	247
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old pets like dogs and cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can have ANY pet you can dream of! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? We got you covered. Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest pets you can think of! Who needs a regular old dog when you can have a pet that can fly you to the moon and back? Join now and start your epic pet collection journey!