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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5684 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 426811 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!
