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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1298 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 6255 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.