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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1143 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!