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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6042

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti aircraft, Black sea, combat capabilities, Defense, defense systems, helicopters, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, new capability, Sea Drones, Server, shoot down, technology showcase, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, UkrainianDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, on this server, we got sea drones straight outta Ukraine that can shoot down helicopters! Like, how crazy is that? Imagine cruising around in the ocean and then BAM, you see a helicopter and you’re like “Not today, bro!” Join our server for the ultimate thrill of dodging sea drones while trying to survive and build your own epic base. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness this insane technology in action? Come join us and see for yourself!

TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy

anti-terrorism efforts, cabinet, CounterTerrorism, deport, deportation laws, deportations, destroy, Europe, extremism, foreign nationals, German, germany, Government, immigration, law, national security, policy, Politics, praise, radicalization, SECURITY, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!

KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2641	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.

DesertThirstNoMore

#sustainability, adsorbent fins, atmospheric water generation, Breakthrough, clean water, desert-like conditions, DesertThirstNoMore, drinking water, dry air, efficiency, environmental impact, hour, innovation, renewable resource, researchers, saturated, Technology, US, Water Crisis, water purification, water scarcity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	7327
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

OMG u guys, dis server is like magic man! we turn dry air into drinking water like it’s no big deal. our adsorbent fins are like super heroes, sucking up water from da air 5 times faster than ur average server. even in da desert, we be sippin on dat fresh water in just an hour. join us and never worry about being thirsty again, cuz we got u covered with our water-making fins of awesomeness. come on, who needs a water bottle when u got us? #ThirstyNoMore #FinsOfMagic