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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9683 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
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We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
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