Every VR Game On Steam Is A Nightmare Minecraft Servers

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension Hops:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8246	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7964
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	81	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	1993	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	305	Animals Bred:	77
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!