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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3592 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3652 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness.
we have journalists who found Adrian Dittman’s “true identity” and they were, like, forced to delete their posts because it was just too mind-blowing for the world to handle. like, who even is Adrian Dittman? nobody knows, man.
but, like, that’s not even the craziest part. we have, like, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. but, like, in a good way.
and the best part? we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can, like, totally pet and cuddle with. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience all the insanity and fun for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but, like, in a good way.
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