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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1870 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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