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PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	3654
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1229
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6556
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	232
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	505347	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	5318

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mines Excavated:	2948	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crops Grown:	3583	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	419	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	5589	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!