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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1141 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky preteens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of middle-aged gamers who are starting to turn 30 in less than 3 years! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate our way through the world of Minecraft with our failing eyesight and achy joints. Who needs youth when you have experience (and questionable decision-making skills)? So come join us on our server and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!
