Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stealth section is so ridiculous that you’ll be questioning your own existence! Join us and experience the thrill of enemies conveniently not facing the direction you’re approaching, as if they have eyes in the back of their heads (spoiler alert: they don’t).

But wait, there’s more! Enemies on our server can’t even see five feet in front of them when they are facing you, making it easier than ever to sneak up and take them out without breaking a sweat. You can even kill somebody right next to their friend and they’ll just brush it off with a casual “Must have been the wind” excuse.

Why do games do this, you ask? Because we like to keep things interesting and totally unrealistic! So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous stealth moments that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Just be prepared to walk past an NPC who’s staring straight at you but somehow doesn’t notice – it’s all part of the fun!