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CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	923698
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3259
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	6973
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1770
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9744	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!