YumNotEdible – Minecraft SMP

fake food, food aesthetics, food art, food craftsmanship, food creativity, food deception, food design, food display, food imitations, food mimicry, food models, food presentation, food replicas, food replicas art, food sculpture, ILLUSION, inedible, Minecraft, non-food, smp, tempting but not edible, visual feast, YumNotEdible

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with tantalizing builds that will make your mouth water, from giant cakes made of wool to pixel art of your favorite snacks. But beware, if you try to take a bite, you might just end up with a mouthful of blocky disappointment!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Candy Cavern, where rivers of chocolate flow and mountains of gummy bears tower above you. Rumor has it that deep within the cavern lies the elusive Marshmallow Monarch, who guards a treasure trove of sugary riches. Will you be the one to uncover the sweet secrets of the Candy Cavern?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a taste of adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember, in this world, everything may look delicious, but not everything is meant to be eaten!

CreeperCravings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you still mourning the loss of that one discontinued food or product? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void in your heart! Join us and you’ll be able to relive the glory days of that beloved snack or gadget in pixelated form. Our server is so magical, it can even bring back discontinued items to life! Who needs real-life snacks when you can have them in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and indulge in some nostalgia while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

GWAMCraft: Humans OP

Accuracy, Competition, dexterity, digitalization, efficiency, Expertise, GWAM, GWAMCraft, humans, Improvement, keyboarding, Mastery, Performance, Practice, productivity, proficiency, Repetition, Skills, SPEED, Technology, Typing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, humans are like, super good at GWAM (which stands for “Getting Wacky and Messy”). It’s like, the ultimate challenge, man. You gotta like, build the craziest, most outlandish structures ever seen in Minecraft.

And get this, there’s like, a secret underground society of llamas that you can join. They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll totally hook you up with all the best loot and stuff. Plus, they throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, man. You gotta like, dive deep and find it. It’s like, the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic, wacky, and totally bonkers time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas are super chill.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

Adventures, Brewery, Build Theme, clean, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fun, Janitors, Join, Lore, Mops, nation, Plugins, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, skill, smp, Sweeping, weapons, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all members.
Are there any specific build themes?	No, there are no specific build themes, players can build in any era, genre, or style.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own culture, nation, and story.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events vary from lore-related to in-game fun, and players can also host their own events.

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	3153
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

almost sister in law, declining an invite, family dynamics, Family Events, guest list restrictions, marriage status, Minecraft, not invited, partner’s cousins wedding, Relationship Status, Save the Date, Server, size restrictions, step in guest, unmarried partners, Upset, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGate

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

anniversary dinner, Apology, burned food, burnt chicken, BurntBaeCuisineCraft, communication breakdown, cooking experience, cooking mishap, cooking skills, culinary disappointment, culinary judgment, emotional response, food criticism, food critique, food preparation, hurt feelings, kitchen disaster, overcooked chicken, relationship argument, relationship conflict, taste buds

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	729974
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3363

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

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