eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool Minecraft Servers

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	2114
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magic Items Found:	8169	Dragon Eggs Found:	5618
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	1549	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1853	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	943	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9900
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

advice, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self-care, Support, Therapy, useful

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

asset seizure, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, economic assistance, economic sanctions, financial aid, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTapUkraine50B, G-7, G7 Summit, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Peacebuilding, Political Agreements, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

abbreviation, Alter, Common Knowledge, confusion, Ego, full name, Identity, identity crisis, Jonathan, Jons, moniker, name origin, names, nathan, NathanCraft, Nickname, online identity, personal information, pseudonym, real name, short form, short name, user name, username

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Void Gems Collected:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

PlatoPartyCraft

ancient greece, Ancient text, archaeology, burial place, Details, discovery, Excavation, Experts, final evening, Greek, History, Mystery, PHILOSOPHER, philosophy, Plato, PlatoPartyCraft, research, scholars, Socrates, Tomb, writings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!