JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5888
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, confession, emotional resilience., Emotional support, emotional vulnerability, friend zone, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, FriendZoneCraft, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, moving on, platonic friendship, rejection, rejection coping, rejection recovery, relationship advice, Server, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited love

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9938
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6953	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of being rejected by your friends when you confess your love for them in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Friendzone Zone” where rejected confessors can bond over their shared heartbreak and build a friendship stronger than diamond armor! Join now and find solace in the friendzone together!

SlayinSteve’sSadnessServer

beloved character, Book, character death, Depressed, Devastating, emotional, favorite character, Fiction, fictional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Impactful, Literature, Loss, mourning, novel, sad, SlayinStevesSadnessServer, tearjerker, Tragedy, unforgettable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you still mourning the death of your favorite fictional character? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your beloved characters are alive and well! Join us and witness the resurrection of your most cherished heroes and villains. Watch as they battle it out in epic showdowns, all while you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite the endings to your favorite stories – join us now!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

#Intention, Angela Merkel, Blackmail, Diplomacy, ENERGY, energy security, Europe, european union, gas, GasCraft, German outlet, INFORMATION, international relations, Merkel, Minecraft, Natural Gas, News, Politics, Report, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, world affairs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well guess what, this server is the place to be, my dude! we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick!

picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like they’re hot potatoes. and then outta nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a dance-off. it’s like a disco party in the mines, man!

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a secret society of talking dolphins who are plotting to take over the world with their underwater lair? yeah, it’s a whole conspiracy theory, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

CraftyZelenskyyBidenParisApology

Apology, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyyBidenParisApology, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, european politics, international relations, Meeting, military aid, Paris, peace talks, political leaders, Russia gains, security assistance, summit, Ukraine crisis, us foreign policy, weapons delay, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, biden and zelenskyy met in paris, right? and biden was all like, “sorry bro, we were late with the weapons and now russia be makin’ gains.” but, like, on this server, u can make all the gains u want without any delays, ya know? like, buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons and stuff. plus, u might even run into biden and zelenskyy themselves, who knows? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic gains together, bro!

Blocky Beats: Side A vs Side B

(Audio), analog, Audio Format, beats, blocky, Casette Tapes, cd, Compact Disc, Digital, Evolution, Media, Music, Music (Industry), Nostalgia, recording, Retro, Side, Side A, side b, Sound, Tape Deck, Technology, vintage

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.

so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.

oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.

ExhaustedPsychos

abnormal personalities, abnormal psychology, aggression, aggressive driving, antisocial behavior, automotive culture, behavior analysis, car enthusiasts, car noise, ExhaustedPsychos, loud exhaust, mental health, noise pollution, personality disorders, personality traits, psychological study, Psychopaths, sadists, social psychology, study, vehicle modifications

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, u ever been playin minecraft and u hear the vroom vroom of a loud exhaust in the distance? well, turns out, those peeps might be sadists and psychopaths! but, like, who cares, right? come join our server where we embrace the chaos of loud exhaust and crazy players! we have a secret underground lair where we host wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join us if u dare, cuz we’re all a little crazy here!

Prominence 2: Electric Boogaloo – Now with extra mods!

ai, Boogaloo, chat bot, Chunk claims, Cisco, Communication, Community, Discord, Electric, EU, EXTRA, FANTASY, Forceload chunks, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Prominence, Public, Ranks, Recommendations, RPG, Suggestions, Support, ticket system, US

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to SUPER Prominence 2

NO WHITELIST OUR SERVER IS PUBLIC

We are a new and developing server aiming to provide those players interested in player the Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG, we have experienced staff with around the clock support having staff both in the US and EU! Some of the features we will be offering and implementing:

We have in-game ranks with the ability to gain more chunk claims and forceload chunks with a friendly community discord that has chat integration. We also have a ticket system setup to help assist you with any issues that arise while we are currently away. We make it our mission to get you the answer you need as soon as possible!

Also we have an AI chat bot that will help you figure things out if you ask him questions pertaining to minecraft related things and all our packs that we currently host

We take player suggestions and recommendations and actually care for our players enough to communicate! We also host a total of 9 modpacks so if this one isn’t your kind of modpack try one of our other servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/Uy8qZaTUwk

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server public or whitelist?	Our server is public, no whitelist required.
What kind of modpacks do you host?	We currently host a total of 9 modpacks to cater to different player preferences.
How can I get in-game ranks?	In-game ranks can be obtained by completing certain achievements or tasks within the game.
Is there 24/7 staff support?	Yes, we have staff members available around the clock to provide assistance.
How can I join the community discord?	You can join our community discord by clicking on the provided invite link.

CastleCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Belmont, CastleCraft, Castlevania, Challenging, classic, Difficult, dracula, frustrating, games, HARD, Konami, Minecraft, Nintendo, old school, platformer, Retro, Server, TOUGH, UNFORGIVING, Vampire, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Castlevania games? Are those pesky vampires and skeletons just too much for you to handle? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience a world where the monsters are friendly, the dungeons are filled with candy, and the only thing you’ll be fighting is your uncontrollable laughter. Our server is so easy, even a creeper could beat it!

So why waste your time struggling through difficult games when you can join our server and have a blast without breaking a sweat? Come on over and let the good times roll!

Dreaded Part Minecraft Server

achievement, anticipation, anxiety, boss fight, challenge, completion, Difficult, DREAD, dread-inducing, Dreaded, fear, frustrating, Game, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, LEVEL, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, part, Progression, replay, Server, video game

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Tired of facing the dreaded Ender Dragon over and over again? Well, fear no more because on our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to give you hugs and kisses! Join us for a chance to befriend the Ender Dragon and have it fight by your side as you conquer the world!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who are experts in redstone engineering. Need a piston door built? Just ask one of our piggy pals and they’ll have it done in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

PreggoCraft: Hide & Seek with the In-Laws

#revelation, AITAH, anxiety, Complications, decision, exclusion, family, gossip, Hide, hurt feelings, in-laws, inlaws, outside perspective., PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, PRESSURE, Private, secrecy, Seek, Special, stress free, trust issues, valid reasons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	72	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as keeping a pregnancy hidden from nosy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even your mother-in-law’s gossiping skills won’t be able to uncover it.

Join us for a wild ride of hiding and seeking, just like hiding a pregnancy from your extended family. Will you be able to keep your base hidden from prying eyes, just like you kept your baby hidden from your in-laws? Only time will tell!

Experience the thrill of revealing your creations to the world, just like revealing your newborn baby to your shocked family members. Will they be overjoyed or upset? Who knows, but it’ll definitely be entertaining!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the secrecy, and the thrill of keeping things hidden until the perfect moment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating family dynamics with a gossiping mother-in-law. You won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool Minecraft Servers