Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.
Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.
MINI SEASONS
In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis attacking Israel with missiles called the Palestine! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, fam. Imagine dodging missiles while trying to build your epic base, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a missile attack, you get a special power-up that lets you fly like a superhero. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure ever! Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🚀🔥 #MinecraftMadness
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.
PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.
Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be protected from all dem heart problems, cuz we got dem gender-specific social factors on lock! Plus, if you feeling down, just hop on and chat with ya homies for some emotional support, cuz that’s how we roll up in here. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies tryna kill ya. So come join us and live your best life, both physically and mentally. Ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!
Join us for epic battles against the Fury of Set, where you’ll need special armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where defense is key – unless you want to be overrun by creepers!
But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and learn the ancient art of balancing Schale’s books with the General Student Council. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Kurokage in elastic armor – talk about a fashion statement!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.
But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.
So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!
But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like a musty basement? Well, come join our server where the scent of rotten eggs is considered a fragrant delight! We promise, you won’t find another server that smells quite like ours. Plus, rumor has it that the stench actually gives you superpowers in-game. So why wait? Join now and embrace the stink!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.
we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.
so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.
yo, yo, yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like detecting bushfires from space, but like, 500 times faster? well, look no further cuz we got cube satellites with onboard AI, just like in real life, but in minecraft! join us and be part of the craziest fire-fighting team in the blocky world. who needs traditional on-ground processing when you got us, amirite? come on, join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!
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